All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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