I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
worst night to have a conscience
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
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His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
So vagazzling was a success
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