More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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