This girl is more easily done than said...
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
