question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
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