are you still at the devil's house?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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