my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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