hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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