how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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