He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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