There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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