PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
kristin has been a bad kristin
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
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there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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