We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
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