omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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