So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
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I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
being pregnant is like rehab
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
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Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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