This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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