I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
My cat gives me a boner
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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