i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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