I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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