I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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