also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I just googled if crying burns calories
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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