i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
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Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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