We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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