he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
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I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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