Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
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They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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