Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
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Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
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sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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