She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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