ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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