you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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