So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
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I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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