Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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