there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
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you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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