redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
