I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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