So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
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Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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