Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I can text with my tongue
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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