Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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