I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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