Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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