But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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