i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Randomize
