Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
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First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
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Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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