What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
