At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
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it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
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Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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