covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
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He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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