Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
