yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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