Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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