ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
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girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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