let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
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I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
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My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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