real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
God, I missed his penis.
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