You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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