I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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