I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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