it wasn't lemon gatorade
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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